193. This Is The Exact Amount It Will Cost You To Become Batman

“Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman! 
Then always be Batman.”

Batman has class, swag, intelligence, cool gadgets, Batmobile, Catwoman, and even Robin! Who wouldn’t like to have that now? Sure, the responsibility of saving the city and fighting crime is on your shoulders, but how much crime is out there anyway.

While playing Arkham Knight and several make-believe games with my younger cousin and tying a towel or my mother’s dupatta as a cape around my neck, I have imagined several times how cool would it be if I get to be Batman.

But being Batman is not an easy affair. No, no, it is not just about tragic childhood and extreme physical fitness (which thankfully playing Arkhan Knight while growing on my couch doesn’t require), but also about the cost of it.

Do you realize how expensive of an affair it is to be Batman? This much:

Let’s start with the basic requisite, the batsuit. Here’s how much saving your ass would cost:

And that black tank that you have lusting for is gonna burn a big effing hole in your pocket (it’s gonna burn your pants basically)

Living like Batman is cheap. You jusssst have to pay… *minor heart attack*

And to kick some ass, this is the minimum amount that you must have:

And last but not the least, this is the price of making you smart and intelligent. Do you have it all?

So, you just need to procure Rs. 4,745,190,526.57. Approximately calculated that is around 5 billion.